And he has a gun he loves which will go into his coffin because in the next world he'll need his tools.
Three young ladies appear before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates and he asks the first how she got there. "Cancer," she answers. "Oh, how terrible! You have suffered enough my dear. Go on in." Second girl says she died of a heart attack. "Oh, so many young ladies die of cardio-vascular disease these days! You have suffered enough. Go on in." St. Pete says to the third girl, "Please do not tell me, my dear, that you died of cancer or a heart attack." She replies, "Naw. I died of the clap." "Good heavens!" St. Pete exclaims, "nobody dies of THAT!" The girl replies, "You do if you're married to Johnson."