Jebus H Moham, you really need to stop using one liners. You're trying to get close to MY posting numbers and they are low enough as they are! (Just kidding of course, but still.)
Good to hear she's out, though.
Jeppers your 16! I'm 18. Trust me I've thought of crazier ideas than that.
Listen to what I can think of right now.\
A Lightning bolt hits a power plant in L.A. which knocks out power and starts a huge fire. Then the fire deparment cannnot coordnate themselves since they rely on computers which rely on electricity. The Fire deparment then looses the battle. L.A. is all in flames. Then a huge High pressure system feeds the flames with wind, making it burn the entire west coast. Than the fire goes to Las Vegas where it finally stops. After the fire, people think it is over but, a Earth Quake starts in the Grand Canyon which causes it to become wider and longer and it gets so huge that the West is broken off. And the West drowns in all of it's preppiness. Then East Amercia has a power outage. When the power goes out, all of the prison cells open up and the prisoners are let loose into the streets. Then in D.C. A huge Black Hole opens up and sucks the city into a vortex and the politions go into a time warp and they are sent back in time to the Roman Era. And finally in the Milkey way, the Black Hole that sucked the Capitial away suddenly stops turning and the entire universe is put into a time warp. And Finally the universe goes into the 25th Century and we meet the boys of the 34th FIST.
Sooooo see what A.D.D. can do?