Is that covered IN piss or piss in a COVERED jar? If the latter, you have a strange idea of gift-giving. But it's important you be clear about such things. Actually, one doesn't leave someone "covered" in piss but "soaked" in it. You'd "cover" someone in paint or tar -- which is how you'll end up, with a load of feathers and sitting on a rail, moving rapidly toward the city limits -- but with a pure liquid you'd soak them, as Buddhist monks "soaked" themselves in gasoline and then sat in the streets of Saigon and lit matches. But that was long before your time.
He just keeps on feeding us all such juicy ammo to use against him all the time...Skink...take a second to reread your post before you click on the update button...just a second and so many problems, catch you will...