Dan and David walked down a side street to a club that no one heard of: "The 34th FIST HQ" It was based in Miami so David payed for Dan's flight. Dan had on a black dress shirt and black jeans. David had on a hat, a StarFist HQ t shirt and shorts
"Are you sure this is the place David"? asked Dan
"Yes Dan It is. Come on it can't be worse than that time you pranked me on April Fools day."
They came to a man with spiky hair, sun glasses and very well built.
"I am Eric and I say who goes and who can come in Are you Dan Cragg AKA "Danners?" Eric asked
"Yes I am" Dan replied
"Sir I'm going to search you for any weapons. The Skink does not want anything to go wrong at this party" Eric said
"Make it quick" Dan said
In less then 2 minuits Eric searched Dan all he found was a N.R.A. card, his wallet and a card of some club named: "The Harvard school boys"
Inside people were getting behind chairs, Skink Queen was the bartender and telling her Boyfriend the Skink not to drink all the vodka
"Sean" she said " Don't drink it all wait till David brings in Dan then you can drink" The queen said
"Ok" Skink said He went over to the kitchen and Jeppers was making steak "So Jeppers what kind of steak is this anyways?" Skink asked
"It's Reindeer steak see?" Jeppers said He went to the freezer and there were three reindeer hanging on very large hooks skinned and gutted "When I come out I'll light a little fire to make it look cool" Jeppers said
"First of all isn't that illegal? Killing reindeer?" Skink asked "Uhhh let's just say I know a guy on the black market Skink." Jeppers said nervously
Suddenly there was a knock on the door and Skink went to see who it was. He opened the door for David who was covering Dan's glasses and he let go and Dan saw the party
The lights turned on and caffitie came from the celing people jumped up and yelled out: "Suprise!" Skink was a little too close and Dan freaked out a little, he pulled out pepper spray and sprayed the Skink's eyes
Skink covered his eyes and screamed: "Ahhhhh it burns!" He ran towards the kitchen door just as Jeppers was coming out with flaming steaks. Jeppers had a very suprised look on his face
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Jeppers screamed
Ok boys the rest of the story is up to you. Let's make Danners proud. Operation Old Spice is a go!
Let's have some music
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The Skink with his eyes burning collided with Jeppers and the steaks fell to the ground. Queen came over and put water into Skink's eye's. Jeppers got very mad "Dang I wanted that to go so well"
"Oooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Awwwwwwwwwwwww" The people in the party said together
Suddenly a tank came crashing through the wall, David was baffeled "Well I'll be" he said under his breath. It was an M1 Abrahms Tank fully loaded
Out of the hatch stepped TP he took off his night vision goggles: "Am I late? Hope you guys made a lot of food, I brought my crew with me" he said and three other men hopped out of the tank.
"Yeah" Skink said wiping his eyes "We got the food, we still have left over steaks Jeppers right?" Skink said. Jeppers replied: "Yeah we sure do"
"Wait a second". Dan said. "Arn't you supposed to be in Iraq?" asked TP
"Uh, well my unit just got back." TP said
"Well, that works for me." Danners said
Skink flushed his eyes out with water in the bathroom which was actually clean. "Now I know why dogs hate pepper spray" he said to himself. He went back out. To his left was the kitchen, to his right was the dance floor with Mike Clark as the D.J. Skink was paying him triple becaise Clark said that he could not work without his apple computer's audio feature.
In the center was the bar and the bartender was quite hot her long brown hair, nice legs tanned body she even looked good for a geek. It was of course it was Jessica Segal or known to the HQ "Skink Queen". She just started to serve up drinks to the othe members.
Dan and David were bombarded by the members of the HQ. No one had seen Dan or David in person and people were wetting their pants just to see them and have them sign an advanced copy of "Wings of Hell." Dan and David were smiling from ear to ear. The Skink wiped off of his face and went to Mike.
"Hey, mike could you do me a favor?" Skink asked. Mike had headphones on and was listening to techno music full blast. Skink tugged at his shirt and Mike smiled: "Sure man what do you need?!" he screamed
"Could you play Paradise by the Dashboard for Jesse and I?" Skink screamed back
"Yeah sure but isn't this Danners party?" Mike screamed back
"Oh right put on Hell's Bells by ACDC. After all, that is an old saying and Dan might like it!" Skink screamed
'What!" Mike screamed
"I said" skink started to scream but instead he took off mike's headphones "Put on Hell's Bell's by ACDC Dan might like it" Skink said
"Sure. You still owe me one hundred dollars for having me put up extra bass" Mike said
"Yeah yeah, I'll give you a check" Skink said
"Works for me" Mike said
Mike put the music on.