All I ever did was duct tape a freshman to a cealing corner. Was a blast. Got in so much trouble. Freshman was expelled because of what prompted us to do it. DON'T START FIGHTS WITH IRISH/POLISH HALF BREEDS!
I doubt that, I have never meet a Sergeant Major that was common much less came from a garden. And I never met a young SGM ethier. You really got to know your stuff to get that star.