What I am about to say won't offend any one instead of saying "Merry Christmas" ( It might offend jews, muslims buddists, hindus, etc) I'll say "HAPPY FESTIVUS" (Got that from "Sienfield"):)
From your pal "Skinky";)
Guys, Skinky is Ohhhh Kaaaaay, so the rest of youse just lay off him, you got that?
As long as it's not a fungus among us.