Well, I guess it may work, but I'll simply refer to you as "The Dude."
Anyway, you'll either get used to the little squables here, more importantly between Danners and I, or you'll flee. What say you, Dan?
Shotgun ("SG"): A warm welcome to you! As you can see from TP's, AKA "Teufel Panzer," comment, we're very informal on this site and love to rag each other all the time. For a long time I thought TP was one of those guys they keep behind walls and feed tranquilizes to, to keep them calm, but recently I've discovered he's for real and once you get to know him, a decent chap. Anyway, don't be a stranger. David and I believe that our fans are the most important people in the world. This site is one of the best things that ever happened to us since it keeps us in touch with the people who make our writing possible.
Tells us a bit about yourself and if you own a shotgun, then you will automatically be admitted into the innermost circle of devotees where guns and ammo rule.