Kamerad, we thought you had been translated into the Great Beyond or something.  We went for months without a word from our beloved turrethead, not a peep, and then, Bang! here you are again, full of piss and vinegar,just like you never left us in the lurch and went running off.  Some of us thought you'd joined the Foreign Legion or something.

So now tell the chaps what you've been up to, show us some of that old insanity for which you were justly famous in the early days of this site.