Actually, I think I read somewhere the Apaches did not scalp. They did other things nobody would want to go through, but who started scalping their victims and when has been quite a controversy among historians. It seems this was practiced by both Europeans and Indians during the very early years of contact, like in the 16th century. Some argue the Europeans learned it from the Indian tribes, others that Europeans imported the idea.
But I think what the Beanman meant was he almost lost his hair from pulling it out in frustration over the relationship since the Beanman always keeps his shit, like his reefers, very rightly rolled.
Well, about two years ago. Sean and I went on a camping trip to a river named: "Peace River" It's really nice. Anyway, our famlies came with us. Sean's parents and brother were there. And my parents and little brother Zack was there. Zack was 14 when this happened.
Ok sean, I set it up for you. Now you have to finish it because this happened between you and Zack and I forget what happened.
Ok Jesse. Now we were supposed to vacation there for four days. But we ended up doing that for two days. On that last night that we were there, I had to sleep in a tent with Zack who would not shut up about Pokemon. I have no idea how to play that kid game. Anyway; around 2 AM , Zack wakes me up and asks me where my AXE is. I told him it was in my bag. Now I was half asleep remember that. Well, about two min later, I see a huge flame lick a tree trunk. So, I go out side and there is Zack with my bottle of AXE and a lighter. I yelled "What the Heck are you doing!!!!?????" He said: "What, I was experminting" Well the flame woke up Jesse;s parents and Jesse who had a sepreate tent. It also woke up my old man and my mom and my brother. Luckily my dad brought a fire extinguisher, and the flame was put out. The bark was burnt on one side of the tree and a few limbs were burnt. But that was it.
Long story short, Mr.Segal, told everyone to pack up and get in the car and leave. No one saw the flame but us.