Hey, it can't be all bad,  you guys can go to the Early birds,  recieve social security checks, critisize youngsters (Like me and others), have kids and grandkids, tell cool stories, play dominoes all day and sleep. Get into movies at half price, get respect from people in the mall, people helping you. And the best part is you can dress any way you guys want with out being made fun of.

See? Being old is awsome, Expect for all of the health issues; but other than that it's great!:)